Many many legit reviews* ... that's right totally not fake, its not like they were made up for a comedic effect representing the theme of the website... 

OR WERE THEY???

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My mother:

WEBSITE? WHATS A WEBSITE? ARE YA HUNGRY? YOU LOOK THIN. YOU SHOULD EAT. I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWHICH. WHERES YOUR SWEATER? ITS COLD. YOURE GONNA GET SICK. DONT WORR I'LL MAKE YA ONE. I ALWAYS KEEP MY KNITTING GEAR IN MY PURSE. HEY WHERES YOUR CAR? YOU WALKED HERE? THATS DANGEROUS, THIS NEIGHBORHOODS NO GOOD. DONT WORRY I'LL MAKE YOU A CAR.  

 

My infant Son:

Oy dad, I've shit me-self. Hurry up then mate, Diaper wont change itself will it?

 

 John doe:

This website is so amazing that my arms literally came off. I'm typing with my feet

 

Joey joe joe junior shabadoo:

Lisa get in here. In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Donald Drumpf :

Folks, I’ve been to a lot of events...some say I’ve been to the best events. But let me tell you, The Retro Event in New Zealand? Absolutely fantastic. Some are even calling it the greatest event of all time. I’m not saying that, but many, many people are - believe me.

You walk in, and it’s like stepping back into the golden era. The 80s, the 90s & 2000s. The games? Incredible. The nostalgia? Through the roof. I saw arcade machines - big, beautiful machines. They don’t make them like that anymore, folks. Very high energy, very classy.

Bill Gates runs the internet - great guy, smart guy - and he’s a good friend of mine. So you can be assured, I know websites. Very knowledgeable. This website? The best.

The people at the event? Terrific. Some of the best people I’ve ever seen. Smart people, real patriots - if they were in America, I’d hire them. They love their retro culture. 

If you don’t go to The Retro Event, you’re making a yuuuge mistake. Maybe the biggest mistake of your life. So go, enjoy, and tell them I sent you. You’ll thank me later. Believe me.

 

 An Australian: